Farmers Market

Bring your friends and family for a fantastic Saturday morning outting with incredible local produce, unique products and original art!

Find quality produce -- that tastes better -- with more nutrition, and every purchase helping support your community's resilance and self-sustainability as we protect our environment, create local jobs and FEEL BETTER for a better humanity. DJ Mouse Shadow wrote that under a lot pressure as the real opening paragraph.

Don't forget to bring your shopping bags!

The next paragraph is how (Unreported) the biggest economic drain on nearly every community in America: the cost of "health care". Many will become trained to pop a pill instead of (same cost) to travel the world, or go out dining and dancing (too fat). You see: as one increases collective consuption of artery-cloggging "food" THOUS SHALL experience a corresponding drop in cognititive abilty, also known as IQ (a term also defined by slighly less drippy fools you will soon see, reader--is the music up loud enough, not sure... ). The POINT IS, ladies and gentle, men, is... is...